((As an act of me being active. Bobby now has a face.))
[F2F] Kurt/Bobby - Women 101
It was very easy to tell that Warren was good with the ladies. He always knew what to say and when to say it to get the girl. This unfortunately was not a skill Bobby had mastered, or at the very least obtained. Bobby had never had much luck in his love life and he blamed his general inability to be romantic in any sort of way. Warren had given him good advice though, to be confident and to walk with “swagger”…. But it just didn’t seem like enough, especially now that Ramona had some other guy living with her. Bobby needed more advice and he knew just the teleporting elf to ask.
“I hope Kurt’s ok with this.” Bobby mumbled to himself as he thought about how protective Kurt is over Ramona. I mean, it’ll be ok right? We’re bros and bros give each other advice! Bobby thought as he mentally reassured his mental image of Kurt that Bobby would be a good match for Ramona. Ok man. Start it off easy you know. Just say its “some girl” and ask what to do and stuff like that….
Holding out his hand to knock of Kurt’s door, Bobby hesitated. Oh man. What if Kurt gets mad I’m trying to go out with Ramona? For a brief moment Bobby had the horrible image of Kurt bamfing him to some unnamed island to be left for dead.
With a shudder Bobby reassured himself Kurt wouldn’t do that!
“Hey Kurt! I gotta ask you something!” Bobby called aloud as he banged his fist against the door to the blue mutants room.
Q
lolita
Anonymous
A
….Bobby has a weakness for cute girls in lolita dresses. :|
Q
urinal cake
Anonymous
A
When Bobby was young he heard about these. All he heard was cake….. Enough said.
((NOT SURE IF I’LL REALLY MAKE THIS CANON BUT THIS JOKE NEEDED TO BE MADE))
Q
Headcanon word: BBQ
Anonymous
A
Bobby loves BBQ. It is one of his favorite things in the world.
Send me a word and I’ll write a headcanon about it.
(via on--angels--wings)
Dude listen. No offense but they all kinda have a point. We know it isn’t your fault but every time you bamf me to school when I’m late everyone thinks I just stepped out of a smoke house!
Dude, don’t complain when he’s doing you a favor. :|
I’m not…well…I mean… I…
-Bobby proceeds to drop his forehead onto his desk before letting out a long groan.-
I’m sorry Kurt.
Still though bro, I got this new pack of Axe spray so drop by my room sometime.
I dunno how Kitty does it man. No offense but your sulfur smell reeks on my clothes after we teleport.
Why are people picking on my ‘porting lately? It’s not my fault it smells like Mount Farts-a-lot! It’s brimstone!
Dude listen. No offense but they all kinda have a point. We know it isn’t your fault but every time you bamf me to school when I’m late everyone thinks I just stepped out of a smoke house!
I dunno how Kitty does it man. No offense but your sulfur smell reeks on my clothes after we teleport.
(via kurtbamfwagner)
